Woah, weird package came to my door. It has the silhouette of a boy on it and the word, "DAVID"— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 Just opened the package. There's a mecha inside. A little boy robot and instructions on how to imprint myself into it's love factors.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 The mecha boy just asked me if I loved my cats like I do my children. I really shouldn't have read that random list of words to it...— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 I told the mecha boy that I would only love him if he cleaned up my cat's daily hairballs and changed the litter. Strangely, this worked— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 What has @HaleyJoelOsment been up to anyway?— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 No, I mean what has he REALLY been up to?— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 The mecha boy just asked me to roast meat marshmallows with him.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 Not sure where all these meat marshmallows came from, but has anyone seen my cats?— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 I'm not unconvinced that this isn't a plot by @HaleyJoelOsment to create a clone army for the Sith.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 What if Supreme Leader Snoke is actually @HaleyJoelOsment AND Darth Plagueis???— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 I just found my cat. @HaleyJoelOsment was not involved in any sort of way.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 My cat is a Sith Lord. Who knew? @HaleyJoelOsment did, that's who.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 Just dropped the mecha boy off at Chuck E. Cheese's. I told him his real father is the the purple animatronic that plays the keys.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 The mecha boy doesn't understand why ball pits exist. For that matter, neither do I.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) December 27, 2015 
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