Don't worry if you miss the fireworks tonight, they'll be playing in the neighborhood all week.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) July 5, 2017
Let's set a tree on fire FOR AMERICA.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) July 5, 2017
Let's play that fortune cookie game where you add "in bed" to the end, but only use "FOR AMERICA" instead— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) July 5, 2017
FOR AMERICA! pic.twitter.com/laOSQ9cajj— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) July 5, 2017
I just mixed a bag of "Marry me" fortune cookies in with the basket at the restaurant. Whoops.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) July 5, 2017
Nothing like thinking about fake Chinese foods on this special holiday where we celebrate America by recklessly using Chinese inventions.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) July 5, 2017
Fortune cookies are more American than fireworks.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) July 5, 2017
By the way, don't ask people to marry you by using the only cookie made out of cardboard and asbestos.— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) July 5, 2017
"I asked my wife to marry me by slipping a piece of paper in near-food."— Harrison Aye (@oxyborb) July 5, 2017
"WTH, dude"
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